"This life crisis is so mid."
- Me after turning 40, probably

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock prepare for the eclipse.

Huge day for supervillains whose respective heroes get their powers from the sun.

Law AND order? In THIS economy?!

I'm always too excited to sleep on Apocalypse Eve.

After all the social media hype, this eclipse had better not be “of the heart” or whatever.

Super cool how the caffeine doesn’t kick in until six hours after I need it to.

“I’ve fallen out of touch with what’s popular,” I lament while pretending I was ever in touch with what’s popular.

A tweet about financial strain receiving two crypto bot responses within microseconds of being posted just says it all.

Got that Friday feeling*!

*of utter despair

Poor in money (and therefore poor in everything due to existing in a country dominated by unchecked capitalism and unreasonable cost of living).

Poor in money, but rich in backlogged TV shows, movies, and video games.

“April Fools bring May Smarts” or something.

Best I can do is the worst I can do.

New comic! Wherein Cord is the victim of a cruel joke.

Protecting myself from April Fools’ by not knowing anybody.

Happy Trust No Announcements About TV, Movies, Gaming, or Any Other Media Day!

I have never felt more hopeless or less significant than I have over the past year, and it’s difficult for me to picture things improving on either front.

Does reality have, like, a supervisor?

If my staying asleep skills were on par with my falling asleep skills, I'd be unstoppable.

I hate having a supervillain backstory but lacking the focus and followthrough to become a supervillain.