If you unfollow me and think I won't respond in kind because there's a slim chance your unfollow was the result of a site error, you are 100% correct and deserving of commendation.

Your Venus, your fire, AND your desire? In THIS economy?!

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock celebrate Pi Day.

Really hoping that the universe likes me more than it did yesterday.

New comic! Wherein Cord is on top of things.

The Boy AND the Heron? In THIS economy?!

It might be nice to move and give up on myself in a whole new state.

Stephen King should purchase a car dealership for the sole purpose of being able to call it Salem's Lot.

"I've got a bad case of the grays."
- A dog who's fallen on hard times

New comic! Wherein Cord comes down with a case of the Mondays.

I became old the moment I got triggered by a tweet positing that ALF is no longer culturally relevant.

Daylight saving or hardly working?

How ‘bout Daylight Saving Me the Trouble of Adjusting My Damn Clocks Time?

My existence summed up in a single quote.

Wherein Cord self-assesses.

I thought someone might be a bot, but then they said they weren’t, so imagine my embarrassment.

Me: *increases creative output*

Social media: *increases apathy*

New comic! Wherein Sock strikes out.

Life got so much easier when I accepted that good things don't happen, most people are awful, and happiness is an illusion, except it didn't.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins lucks out.