TheCard
Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Joined Nov 2022
Having one of those weeks where I wish I could make the jump from the type of depression that leaves me perpetually wired to the type of depression that leaves me perpetually tired.
Annual reminder that Fred Flintstone is such a selfish bastard that it took a direct order from Santa Claus to get him to give his closest friend a bowl of cheap cereal.
Just discovered that I made several glaring typos in a work document that was meant to stress the importance of attention to detail.
Lest anyone ever doubt that I am a walking manifestation of irony.
Strange that bald men are supposedly perceived as being dominant, considering I've never had a human interaction in which I didn't repeatedly apologize for nothing and say "Thank you" every three seconds.
I only own dishes to fool people into thinking that I don't eat 99% of my meals over a sink.
I don’t wanna say I worry too much, but I plan my entire media schedule around which shows are most likely to be cancelled if I fail to watch them in a timely manner.
I hope to one day be as passionate about something as my dad is about finding Marvel movies on 3D Blu-ray.
“What the literal fuck is wrong with you?”
- My brain after I respond to any social media post
My latest comic! Wherein Cord indulges in Thanksgiving leftovers.
(More like "CRACK Friday," am I right?) #Comics
Kinda sucks that the rest of the world isn't as endlessly enamored by my extremely minimal talents as I am.
From last year. Wherein Cord and Sock explore the true meaning of Thanksgiving. #Comics
Sales of aftermarket automotive parts account for 100% of the Star Wars universe's economy.
TheCard
Creator of a depressing comic strip. Liver of a depressing life. Writer of depressing bios.
Joined Nov 2022