The M3GAN trailer looks kinda cool, but how accessible will this film be to someone who hasn't seen M1GAN or M2GAN?

I never visit the official websites of horror movies built around evil websites or follow the social media accounts of horror movies built around social media because I've, like, SEEN horror movies.

I’m naturally funny*.

*spends a minimum of six hours obsessing over every social media post, most of which don’t turn out particularly funny

From 2020. Wherein Cord learns the importance of masking. #Comics

Since Andor is a prequel to Rogue One, I regard it as the origin story of the origin story of the hole at the bottom of the Death Star.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Sock give thanks. #Comics

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord hits the road. #Comics

Sure, I want people on the Internet to think that I'm cool and funny, but I wouldn't spend a penny over $43 billion to make it happen.

Drew this the day Musk took control of Twitter. Sadly - but unsurprisingly - it turned out to be pretty accurate. #Comics

As a chronic allergy sufferer, my equivalent of a horror movie twist ending is taking an antihistamine and remaining unable to breathe through my nose.

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins cooks up a Thanksgiving staple. #Comics

I'm fleeing Twitter because the platform was taken over by a literal supervillain - and certainly NOT because posting four successive tweets that received zero likes was a tremendous blow to my nonexistent self-esteem.

Me receiving my 30,000th intrusive thought of the day.

I drew this one almost two years ago, and it continues to be depressingly relevant. #Comics

I hate being unable to think of clever jokes about my inability to think of clever jokes.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord plans the perfect Thanksgiving. #Comics

From 2020. Wherein Cord acts like a winner. #Comics

Network television's like, "Only THREE episodes left until there are FOUR episodes left until the explosive six-part season finale!"

I take pride in being someone who's capable of genuine change. For example, I've gone from having an OCD-facilitated obsession with even numbers to an OCD-facilitated obsession with odd numbers.

Me joining new social media platforms at 38.