Me: *feels terrible, barely wants to exist*

Obnoxious dipshit with a seemingly endless supply of fireworks: My Spider-Sense is tingling!

Anyone who stumbles upon one of my social media accounts.

New comic! Wherein the guys discuss attachment styles.

The kind of mood that only never having to interact with another human being can cure.

With Kevin Can F*ck Himself finally getting some attention, this stupid comic I drew three years ago is once again semi-relevant.

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New comic! Wherein Jenkins talks joy.

If this meeting isn't going to happen, what's even the point of the multiverse?

New comic! Wherein the guys sit down to dinner.

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Draw an X over one of the As. Obviously.

My brain: Just chill. That game goes on sale like once a month.

Also my brain: But what if this is the last time, actually???

New comic! Wherein Cord self-diagnoses.

Me after realizing that I referred to Hot Ones as “Hot Wings” in an earlier post.

I keep seeing people asking who the next cartoon character to appear on Hot Wings should be, as if the answer weren't plainly obvious...

Hate you? But you're not myself.

Hard-pressed to think of a more blatant example of gaslighting than “People are basically good.”

TIRED: Oh, fuck, what if this joke is misconstrued?!

WIRED: Oh, fuck, what if this joke is perfectly understood?!

*gestures literally everywhere*

I don’t belong here.

New comic! Wherein Cord starts the day off wrong.