I can't not make a comic about this, right?

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It's almost as if the things I want don't realize how poor I am.

Had two days last week where I didn’t feel like the entire world hated me, and I’m terrified that the universe is going to make me pay for it.

Gonna make a movie about a talking popcorn bucket so I can market regular popcorn buckets as custom film-inspired popcorn buckets.

New comic! Wherein the guys consider a trip to the cinema.

Damn! Forgot to wake up in a better world again.

Me: *prepares for the worst*

Also me: Why the fuck am I getting the worst?!

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“If you never expect anything, you’ll never be disappointed.”

“Oh, I’ll find a way.”

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New comic! Wherein Cord welcomes the arrival of spooky season.

Hear me out - large cheerios that are eaten like donuts.

The holiday* has really thrown off my sense of time!

*chronic insomnia facilitated by chronic stress and manic depression

Having to endure this alone has destroyed me.

Dude playing Trump in a porno's like, "I vow to be a DICK-tator on day 69!"

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New comic! Wherein the guys celebrate National Forgiveness Day.

I have functional freeze, minus the "functional" part.

Have you tried abandoning any semblance of humanity about it?