Can't decide which I find more baffling: the continued fascination with fireworks in the year 2023 or the fact that everyone in the immediate area has access to an unlimited supply of them.

New comic! Wherein Sock drops some hard truths. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I just fixed and re-posted a comic from a year ago after realizing that I misspelled the word “wiener,” lest anyone doubt my dedication to quality control.

All that AND a bag of chips? In THIS economy?

Me: *exists*

Cobwebs: *magically materialize directly in my path, no matter where I happen to be*

Did he drink his own milkshake?

New comic! Wherein Jenkins is unjustly accused. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Jenkins is aggrieved. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

New comic! Wherein Sock laments the beginning of fireworks season. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I mean, do I have to stand on my head for the *entire* day?

I’m in surprisingly low spirits for someone who got almost four whole hours of sleep.

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord declares his independence from unfair bullshit. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord starts the holiday weekend with a bang. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I mean, if nothing else, the past few days have afforded me ample opportunities to test out my “Twitter sucks” material on non-Twitter platforms.

The “bill” in “billionaire” is short for “bills not paid.”

I want to go after the fly that's been bothering me for hours, but I've seen enough old Warner Bros. cartoons to know how these situations tend to turn out.

At what point does one become so wealthy that paying their bills becomes optional?

"I'll exceed YOUR rate limit..."

Sucks that Twitter's too dead for anyone to see my C+ tweets about how dead Twitter is.

Twitter dying before I had a chance to use all the stockpiled tweets in my drafts folder is probably a metaphor for living in the moment that I'm too stupid to appreciate.