Genuinely happy for a friend who just saw Westworld (the movie) for the first time and can now experience the Itchy & Scratchy Land episode of The Simpsons the way God intended.

Wherein Cord workshops a new catchphrase. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Never a good sign when I start a day by randomly remembering a mildly frightening puppet from an early '90s toy commercial.

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord brings the pain. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My latest rent increase goes into effect today, so I think I'm on solid footing to write it off as a joke.

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins finally gets the help he needs. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Cord weighs in on Twitter’s new legacy verification policy. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Jenkins parties hard. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My reaction to every trailer for the new Mario Bros. move.

Nobody tell Trump I'm too depressed to derive any enjoyment from his indictment.

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins asserts dominance. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From 2021 - and (sadly) still relevant. #Comic #ComicStrip

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord gets nostalgic. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I hope my jokes are one day funny enough to warrant all the frustration discovering typos in them facilitates.

Me: It feels like the world has had enough of me.

Also me: *joins three more social platforms*

Reasonably certain that running out of tissue *and* nasal spray on the worst allergy day of the year will be the final step of my descent into supervillainy.

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord receives some much-needed mental health assistance and a much-UNneeded ego boost. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Just added "Deja vu about pooping = deja POO?" to my list of potential comic ideas and can't remember if my whole bit is supposed to be satirizing lowbrow humor or embracing it.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord has a crisis of conscience. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

How is Law & Order: AITA still not a thing?