I don't wanna say I hold myself in low esteem, but every time someone deletes a social media post that I liked, I assume me liking it was the sole reason for its deletion.

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord reacts to a redesign of a beloved cartoon character. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Random sketch. Turns out Scrappy-Doo was only the *second* worst addition to the Mystery Inc. gang.

My guiding principle.

Me: *relaxes for two fucking seconds*


Barely-visible parking lot ice: *cracks knuckles*

From 2021. Wherein Cord embraces a healthy sleep schedule. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Me excited to play the Resident Evil 4 remake vs. me failing to find a copy at any store within a reasonable driving distance.

From exactly one year ago. I'm assuming I drew this in a negative headspace (because I do literally everything in a negative headspace). #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Cord keeps the holiday spirit alive. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I’m “Googles every abbreviation I see on social media” years old.

My latest comic! Wherein Cord and Sock keep an eye on the skies. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins is unlucky in love. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Sometimes, I think I'll never successfully transition from "ceaseless intrusive thoughts" OCD to "world's greatest detective" OCD.

Bad typos happen to good jokes.

Me: *hides from the world*

Also me: Why don’t I have a support network?!

My latest comic! Wherein Cord goes all-out for St. Patrick’s Day. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Have any of the billionaires who are swearing off banks even *considered* building their own money bins? I mean, how many banks allow customers to swim around in capital?

I think I'd enjoy The Mandalorian a lot more if Grogu had the exact same voice and personality as Scrappy-Doo.

I just typed "What if the movie '65' had a porn parody entitled '69'?" into my Word doc of comic ideas, thereby fulfilling my creativity quota for the day - if not the decade.

“Now I realize this is the absolute stupidest question in the history of stupid questions, but…”
-My preface to any inquiry