New comic! Wherein Cord comes to appreciate Daylight Saving Time. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I was a huge proponent of cartoon characters remaining the same age in perpetuity before discovering that Homer Simpson and I now share the birth year 1984.

From exactly two years ago. Wherein Cord gets a hankering for chocolate, '90s sketch comedy, and retail theft. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

I thought Daylight Saving Time was being retired…? If not, what was the point of this mediocre comic from last November - or ANY of my mediocre comics?

Sure, not having heat (following a power outage) in the Midwest in the middle of winter sucks, but on the plus side, this might serve as my supervillain origin story. (I already have the right hairline.)

Sure, my power may be out for days, but I feel pretty good about my decision to watch an episode of ALF on my nearly-dead phone before going to sleep.

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord experiences pain at the pump. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly four years ago. (Trump had just referred to Tim Cook as "Tim Apple.")

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins takes issue with a certain movie about a certain animal abusing a certain drug. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

The new season of The Mandalorian has served to remind me that sales of aftermarket automotive parts account for 100% of the Star Wars universe's economy.

Common reaction to my posts, I assume.

Me: *takes the slightest bit of pleasure in the weather warming up*

Eight inches of snow: *falls*

My latest comic! Wherein Cord gets good. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Since my forthcoming rent increase doesn't go into effect until the first of next month, I choose to regard it as my landlord's attempt at a long-game April Fools' prank.

Me: *relaxes for two fucking seconds*

My rent: *increases*

Me reading any email that isn't a package shipment confirmation.

My latest comic! Wherein Jenkins dresses for success. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

From exactly one year ago. Wherein Cord doesn't do mornings. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

My latest comic! Wherein Cord’s livelihood is in danger. #Comic #ComicStrip #Comedy

Like myself, Twitter appears to be having yet another day where it is completely broken.