New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock explore the lighter side of dystopian living.

As a bald man, I think stores should only charge me for the body wash portion of shampoo/conditioner/body wash hybrids.

Well, I went two consecutive days without any sinus/allergy issues, so it’s only fair that today be spent blowing my nose on an endless loop and disrupting the space-time continuum with my sneezes.

@danialexis LOL! Fun fact: The Fake Detective team also made the second season of True Detective.

"Aw, fuck, not again!"
- The makers of Fake Detective every time True Detective comes back for another season

New comic! Wherein Cord and Sock discuss the creation of a new SKINematic universe.

(See what I did?)

Wait, so I *shouldn't* say, "Samesies"?

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Instead of X, Twitter’s new name should’ve been “Oops! All Porn Bots.”

@danialexis I've already been replaced by AI, although the type of writing I did was far less specialized.

Wherein Sock wises up.

It’s always a relief when you think someone hates you but it turns out they dislike you so strongly that it only *borders* on hatred.

The Somewhere in Time method of time travel, except it's me dozing off to ALF and hoping to wake up in a time period where I felt safe and loved.

I should be exempt from paying rent on the grounds that I don't actually belong anywhere.

New comic! Wherein Jenkins reveals his Super Bowl plans.

Nothing makes me feel older than seeing the original air date of a Simpsons episode I grew up with.

If Elmo sees his shadow, it means six more weeks of mental illness.

The bulb above my bathroom mirror is rapidly flickering, presumably to punctuate my life being a fucking horror movie.

@CoyoteConscious Much appreciated!

I think 2023 rendered me incapable of expecting anything but the worst possible outcome for any given situation.