Figures I’d be at a loss for ALF jokes the very week it became cool to make ALF jokes.

I can’t imagine I will ever forget my mom attempting to explain to my aunt that the Tiny Toons were neither the Looney Tunes as children nor the children of the Looney Tunes.

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@danialexis LOL! Absolutely.

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Me - a superstitious idiot with an OCD-riddled brain - heading into Friday the 13th.

If I'd helped with Trump's debate prep, you better believe I'd have him mention Unhappily Ever After.

"At the beginning of the series, the Malloys owned THREE dogs, but by the fourth season, they were down to ZERO! How does this happen?! Explain it to me!"

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@VictoriaLandis1 I was very much in the same boat. I generally can't stand to hear him speak for more than a minute, but she really put him in his place and made him less intimidating.

@tw33k It's becoming very apparent that his whole "genius" persona was pure fabrication on the part of the media.

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"I just don't understand why anyone would choose to be sad."

"How much time ya got?"

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@ToruOkada LOL!

I can't not make a comic about this, right?

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It's almost as if the things I want don't realize how poor I am.

Had two days last week where I didn’t feel like the entire world hated me, and I’m terrified that the universe is going to make me pay for it.

Gonna make a movie about a talking popcorn bucket so I can market regular popcorn buckets as custom film-inspired popcorn buckets.