@PowerpuffGeezer It's weird, because having worked in retail, I know that people who process returns generally aren't bothered by them, but my social anxiety tells me this is NOT the case.

@PowerpuffGeezer @TheCard My wife taught me that the person at the cash doesn't care. Give them the receipt and the thing and say "I am returning this." Don't say another word.

@LordJuiblex @PowerpuffGeezer Which is great advice! And having worked in retail, I know it to be accurate.