Holy Swiss Cheese batman!
I'm having mini-brain orgasms reading Jonathan Alter's (NY Times) accounts in Substack of President Gas's election interference trial
Day 4 Judge Tells Ex-President to Sit Down
"And while I cannot report hearing or smelling him cut the cheese —the big question on social media — he looked haggard and extremely unhappy. For the first time in his life, he’s had to sit down and shut up while listening to ordinary people savage him."
https://oldgoats.substack.com/p/day-four-judge-tells-ex-president
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Con't
Judge Marchan:
"The defense is targeting my decisions one by one by one,” he said. “That has to end… There comes a point where you have to accept my rulings. There’s nothing else to clarify. Nothing else to argue. We are starting this trial Monday morning.”
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Con't ...
Okay, this is the money shot, hold on to your nads or nipples:
From Alter's Substack:
"Trump thought that was his cue to leave. But when he stood up, the judge said: “Sir, would you please have a seat.” The former president meekly sat down like the obedient little boy he never was. This sent a strong signal. Inside his courtroom, Juan Merchan has all the power, and Donald Trump better get used to it."
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(I am dying over here with shivery soul orgasms...OMG, this is not right..)
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