How to Gird Up Your Loins: An Illustrated Guide https://www.artofmanliness.com/articles/how-to-gird-up-your-loins-an-illustrated-guide/
Wow. I learn so much here. Who the fuck knew that was the deal? I thought it has something to do with wearing armor over one's loins...
Them's there is fightin words, my friend...and as soon as I gird my loins I'm going to um...
Oh nevermind...HA HA HA...🤣 😂