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My favorite pirate joke for talk like a pirate day:
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants, a peg leg and a parrot on his shoulder.
The bartender says, "Hey, you've got a steering wheel in your pants."
The pirate says, "Yarrrrgh!!!! I know. It's driving me nuts!!!"
YAARRGHH!!β HAR HARR HARR!!! β οΈππ€£β οΈ
@TheAbbotTrithemius
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