Tail
Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021
@floryloughead My holiday season is usually just me eating pizza and watching TV.
Same as every other day.
@th3j35t3r "Commercial venture". Uh huh. 
@Jax_Wild_4_Life That sounds so delicious
A Rube Goldberg Meowchine.
@Museek Guh, some people coming out as anti-vaxx are really surprising and disappointing. Likely the most divisive topic I'll live to experience.
@Museek @ChattyQueequeg Who is he? I don't recognize him.
@NanaWithSoul
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"Got anything to declare?"
"YEAH. Don't go to ENGLAND."
@mcfate On one hand, it's hard to find Snatch gifs. On the other hand, it's easy to find snatch gifs.
@ChattyQueequeg What I've eaten today:
Breakfast: Sour Patch Kids + Coffee
Lunch: String Cheese
Lunch 2: String Cheese
Lunch 3: String Cheese
Lunch 4: String Cheese
If you want farts, I got 'em.
@mcfate One of the best lines from one of the best characters from one of the best movies ever. Could watch it every day.
@NanaWithSoul Yeah, it's worse because they know exactly what they're doing. What I've come to understand is that that's how they get out of the same situation, but finding other girls to replace them. It's the same everywhere, but you'd think nobody would do it right in front of CNN.
@mcfate Oi fucken 'ate poikeys.
@mcfate Ah, D O G S. Yeah I like dags.
Woidda fawk wuddeye wannah caravahn 'ahts gawt no fawkin' wheels?!
@NanaWithSoul Sickening and infuriating. I could never imagine having that mentality. Being poor isn't an excuse for utter apathy.
@sfleetucker LOL! I totally forgot about that!π
Tail
Dogs whisper their secrets to me, and I keep each and every one of them.
Joined May 2021