#Humor #Dirty #Pants #Food

The Saga (of My Pants) Continues.

#SCP #Humor #Funny #Holidays

#History #MusicalFeuds

In honor of @th3j35t3r's post about Bridge Over Troubled Water, I'm bringing back one of my favorite jokes/memes I made on the hellsite years ago. 🤣🐺

"Simon and Garfunkel, a timeline..."

Friends: "You should have offered to teach him how to use chopsticks."

Me: "Why didn't you say that 30 minutes ago?!?!"

#Gay #Dating #FoodFails

I think my standards are too high.

Hot dude (oh my) sits down across from my table at dinner (Hello, nurse!. Flexes his big biceps (yes, please), leans in (yes...), and proceeds to eat his Mongolian with a fork (bonerkiller).

#Politics

Clown. Car.

I just want to post these two images side by side for everyone - that's how they appear on my feed right now - note the times. It's hilarious, sad, and maddening.

It's like playing whack-a-mole. But the moles are anti-democratic libertarian nutbags.

#Israel #Politics #NYT

Is there some reason any Jew anywhere still subscribes to the NYT?

The Gaza hospital article should sink the paper. It shouldn't exist anymore.

Personally, I yanked the plug on them years and years ago when it was clear that they were repeating history with the fascist-loving coverage of WWII, for Cheetolini.

#covid #Covid19 #Amazon

Concerning, Amazon. Very concerning. Though I appreciate the warning since I'm hosting an event next week...

(Also, they're free from the government again.)

#Humor #Funny #ThatsAPenis #Civ6

Trying to keep myself amused while the world burns, I turned to finally cracking open Civ VI.

Um. Hello, Steam? That's not a "barbarian." That's a very, very famous gay porn star. 😅😂🤣😅🐺

#Food #Funny #Humor

NSFW! Turn off your sound if you're in public.

From Blazing Saddles.

#Food #FoodFails #Funny #Humor #Chicago

Oh.
Oh no.
Get thee behind me!

😅🐺

#Food #FoodFails

Salt & Straw has decided not to release Dracula's Blood ice cream this October.

I have decided not to patronize Salt & Straw this year.

There's only one ice cream I ever go there for, year-round, and that's the brandy-cinnamon-pig's blood. It's not for everyone, but it's fun and tasty. 🧛🐺

#Food #Funny #HappyEndings

Apropos of nothing, my favorite scene from Happy Endings. Julie Hagerty just slays the bit.

"What did I teach you about buffet strategy?!"

https://youtu.be/l_k5z2p5eVw

#Code #Coding #Funny

Friend: "It was a mistake to move beyond Assembly [language]."

Me: "Amen."

#Food #Funny #FoodPhotos

This, by the way, is a daifuku mochi. It's a delicious little ball of glutinous rice pounded into submission, stuffed with sweet filling, and dusted with sugar or rice flour.

#Funny #Humor #Food #FoodFails

I, uh, just had a small...accident. 😅🐺

#FoodFails #Food #FoodPhotos

I come to you with a warning, fellow CoSo-ites. This stuff is /disgusting/. I didn't think anything with the words "Thai Tea" and "Tapioca Pearls" could make me want to eat durian to wipe away the smell and taste of another food, but this one did.

I've got to scrub my mouth right now. Seriously. No joke.

It was like sucking on a chemical swage pipe. And after looking at the ingredient list, I know why.

Stick to Taste Nirvana. That's the good stuff.

#Food #Funny #Humor

So I'm wandering the aisles of H-Mart like the meat-starved werewolf I am and as I pass the frozen sliced brisket I mutter, "I'll come back for you later!"

Except I was also passing a small child at the same moment. And while in character, I'm glad no one heard that. 🤣😂🤣😂😅🐺

Also Me: Oh look! It's after Passover and the store is selling six-packs of matzoh for $6!

Me, 2 days later: What was I thinking? This is hell. I'm in hell. And Jews don't even believe in hell. Whatever possessed me to buy six boxes of this stuff? I don't even like matzoh brei. Well, now I truly feel like I'm suffering 40 years of wandering through a desert.