I think my standards are too high.
Hot dude (oh my) sits down across from my table at dinner (Hello, nurse!. Flexes his big biceps (yes, please), leans in (yes...), and proceeds to eat his Mongolian with a fork (bonerkiller).
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Friends: "You should have offered to teach him how to use chopsticks."
Me: "Why didn't you say that 30 minutes ago?!?!"