You ever notice how Trump's lawyers all seem to end up in prison (or narrowly avoiding it via plea deal), disbarred, and testifying against him?
If I was John Lauro, I'd be looking for a nice English speaking non-extradition country in a tropical climate.
@Stonekettle That would involve extremely uncharacteristic forward thinking.
@Stonekettle Zimbabwe? I think they're the only English speaking country that meets the requirements, although "nice" might be a stretch.