Trump: THEY'RE BLAMING ME FOR THE PANDEMIC, STAN!

Stephen Miller: It's Steve.

Trump: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO?

Miller: <testing hair-in-a-can sprays on the back of of his hand> Maybe I'll go blond today. Chicks dig Master Race looking dudes.

Trump: HOW DO I KEEP REPUBLICAN SUPPORT?

Miller:

Trump:

Miller: Add some racism...

Trump: Oh, hey, yeah. Yeah!

Miller: Also, maybe favor red states over the commie states.

Trump: And they said we don't have a plan!

Miller: Sieg heil, Mein Fuhrer.