you're? Fuck i suck.

Ever really love a song, so you put it as you're wake up alarm, only to realize you would rather be woken up to anything else but that song?

Buffalo is considered a climate refuge because it rarely hits 100 degrees? HAHAHAHA, tell that to the people that have to dig themselves out of 2 meters of snow every winter.

Finally put the top on the pool today so that on Monday, when I go back to work and people ask what I did on the weekend, I have an answer to give them.

I try not to get political on here because I find we get so divisive when we get into serious discussions. I will say this though, I get why Israel is doing what it's doing, but it's not working. Go back to the table and draw up a new plan.

Only humans can make a 49 hour weekend not cool.

There's a special place in hell for people that reply to emails with "Please call me".

There is no need for racism in this world when you can dislike everyone equally for so many different reasons. Wait, this was supposed to be a motivational post... Flowers, sunlight, rainbows, butterflies !

My sister calls me earlier like "OMG Steve, I think i've had a squirrel stuck in my chimney for the last 3 days, I can hear it and it must be starving"...
So I drive over...
Go to her chimney...
Remove the trap cover...
About 2 lbs of sud come out...
And then a bird flies out...
Wasn't a squirrel but I saved a life today and i'm not ashamed to be proud of it.

And landing! Look at those wings wow

Taking offfffff

@MrGoat I know you love this stuff :

This world is crappy, take the time to hug someone and make them feel better. Unless they don't want to be hugged obviously, or unless your in the workplace that can get you in trouble. You know what, don't hug anyone, that was a bad idea.

Getting too old for video games. I spend more time downloading and updating them then I do playing them.

Roofers are the new roosters waking you up in the early hours of the morning...

If I can't see the big picture, maybe the frigging picture ain't big enough.

The rosebush doesn’t give a shit that it’s October

Anyone who writes articles about Taylor Swift watching football games needs a career change.

Disconnected from reality example # 1 :

*Goes through 3-weeks worth of 'work notes' to clean up and create 1 clean version of notes*
*throws out a millions doodles and signatures*
*throws out stuff scribbled so high level and don't understand it anymore*
End result = no usable notes.