Anchor day? More like wanker day.

*Lets everyone know I'm leaving early for an appointment*
*gets someone to replace me for meeting*
*sets up out of office*
*sends time-off request*
*calls dentist to confirm if appt is 1 or 2 hrs*

Dentist : I'm sorry but your appointment is next week!

How do you CTRL-Z LIFE.

If you're happy that you left twitter but spend your days sharing what's going on twitter here, let me tell you something, you're doing it wrong.

"Hey Steve, your title is Support Supervisor, what's that?"
Me : I'm like the Wonderbra of supervision.

Hey hockey community, #GoHabsGo !

Every time someone at work asks why the company did something, I throw out the answer "The good outweighed the bad". Today is day 3 and I can feel people getting annoyed.

Growing up, I would make fun of Star Trek because it looked bad and I had honestly never watched a full episode. Since they added it to Netflix, started watching and now into season 3. I enjoy it but I feel like this must have been the same as Star Wars where if you overanalyze them, you can easily rip them apart, but they made people dream of living amongst the stars... that must be it right? Because that alien that killed Tasia was LOL and those Will Wheaton shirts in season 1... wow.

"Alexa, play Ante Up by MOP"
Alexa : I can't find "Anyone" by MOP, but here's something you might like!
Alexa : *starts playing Ante Up by MOP*

I hear that when you hit five dashboard lights you get free chicken wings

@th3j35t3r Any plans to have more payment options in the future to upgrade?

I miss the summer for golf but also for the friends you meet along the way

Boss : Steve, I think this falls under your umbrella.
Me : I need a smaller umbrella.

My Microsoft Teams at work no longer has access to Giphy, so time to update my CV.

And that’s a good night folks, here’s a squirrel asking where his dinner is

If I was 20 years younger, I would have figured this thing out 20 years ago so bear with me

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