I so don't speak often on the phone that when I do, i'm literally searching for my phone everywhere else before I realize it's up against my ear...

It's become too complicated at times to clarify misunderstandings. I just go along with them and hope the best comes out of it.

Winner takes all

Not all blue check marks are created equal.

Of all the superhero TV shows, it's a little mind-boggling to me that "The Flash" has lasted this long. Some of the writing for some of these characters is so awful you want to shove scissors into your ears.

@BonnieblueBlue Your farm family brings me smiles every day.

@Sunderion Not for the pig it doesn't. :)

Microsoft kidnapped Waldo

Nobody prepares you for the “OMG where did all these nose hairs come from!?” stage of your life.
#CoSoReflections

Jupiter, Venus, and a cold shoulder

I don't understand, at the beginning of the pandemic, experts kept telling us it wasn't a man-made virus, that you could tell this by studying it under a microscope. Now, it seems this position has changed. Why? Explain it to me like i'm 5.

Montreal Canadiens are usually as good as it gets with pre-game ceremonies, but not sure introducing a parahockey player with one leg in a sled last, and following that with "Please rise for the anthem" was the best of timings...

The use of language is important and I'm not honestly sure the Pentagon's use of "Payload" is the wisest when talking about these aerial platforms. Makes it sound like we are downing bombs.

@Maude If it's ET, he's obviously just looking for a cell phone signal. C'mon, Maude!

ah man, i'm not much for public RIPs but David Jolicoeur really strikes a chord.

What's the over/under on how many days before we shoot something else out of our North American skies?

@JolieSaboteuse Hadn't heard about Lake Michigan but we went from never hearing about this shit to 3 shoot downs in 1 week. Makes you wonder if this is really "new" or if we were just clueless about it happening in the past.

@OracleSpirit Totally hear you there. It's like looking for perfection without ever quite finding it.

@JolieSaboteuse None yet. My own personal theory based on shit i'm making up is that the first big ballon was the control module for the smaller balloons... but admit-tingly, i'm just spitting shit here.

I love it when people go out of their way to tell you they don't watch something like the SuperBowl. Oh thanks for saying that, I personally don't watch Days of our Lives if anyone out there cares.