My ex-girlfriend used to tell me that all the time

I don't really think this is an appropriate silver lining...

Being in my 40s did not stop me from buying a Star Wars jacket. It’s winter we’ve lost the sunlight. I’ve joined the dark side.

And landing! Look at those wings wow

Taking offfffff

@MrGoat I know you love this stuff :

The rosebush doesn’t give a shit that it’s October

Disconnected from reality example # 1 :

Headline : Man accused of robbing South Carolina store using Nintendo Duck Hunt pistol
Me :

As a huge fan of the Star Wars Rebels animated series, I was so happy to watch the first two episodes of Ahsoka to realize it's a continuation of the Rebel series. Chopper for the win !

CNN Brought out their flow-charting expert again because nobody could have understood this without a flow-chart :

Sooooo close to my first eagle
#CosoGolf

I’m gonna spend some time outside after supper…
Mother Nature: Nuh-uh-uh!

Froggy found “the spot”

McConnell’s office says he will serve through 2024 as GOP leader...
When asked by reporters if he [McConnel] had any comments, he had this to say:

When you’re feeling the “Joey ‘How you doin’?” Vibes

I present to you, some kind of bug

Storm photo :
PHOTO : RADIO-CANADA / BENOÎT GUÉRIN

When you’ve never seen a tornado, everything starts to look like a tornado

So, do I follow?