Toilet won't flush? Forget the plunger–it's a #DDOS attack.
Building crumbling? It's not termites, it's DDOS!
Potholes in the roads? DDOS!
Russian soldiers on your borders? It's not Putin, it's DDOS!
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@DavidSalo Well for the toilet, if you can't flush it, you can't really use it, so It kind of does become a denial of service... >:)