Turns out that the keystone pipeline shut it's own damn self down.
@StephanieResists Remember when they told it was almost impossible for something like this to happen?
@Kerry_Seghers Of course. Remember how we all knew they were lying sacks of shit when they said it?
@StephanieResists and why does it always seem to happen over bodies of fresh water?
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@Kerry_Seghers Good question, since only 2.5% of the earth is fresh water, the rest is ocean.