The cabinet members do seem to be having trouble finding their seats though. 🤔

Lloyd Austin's whereabouts today are:

known.

#smershtv #SotU

Fun fact: There is one SCOTUS Justice for each decade Biden has been alive.

#smershtv #SotU

They made George Santos stand in the back. 😆

#smershtv #SotU

#smershtv

Pennsylvania Ave is shut down for road construction. Why? What have YOU heard?

#smershtv

Find someone who loves you like Amy Klobuchar loves going on MSNBC

#smershtv #SotU preshowisms

#SotU needs a fashion preshow focused entirely on how politicians are dressed.

Serious interviews on the red carpet.

Sassy satire from the balcony.

Amazing footage for political attack ads.

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#smershtv - independent coverage you can trust, but should you?

Tonight's free #SotU bingo squares are:

Biden says that "The State of the Union is strong"

Mitch McConnel is shown.

Biden says the US must support it's allies.

Nancy Pelosi is shown.

Republicans boo.

#smershtv

#smershtv has awakened

Congressional probe reveals unauthorized modems and other communication equipment on Chinese made cranes in US ports

https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/espionage-probe-finds-communications-device-on-chinese-cargo-cranes-867d32c0

#smershtv for the #SotU

You've been warned!

😳

When will #political text message season be over?!

Daryl Hall & John Oates - "Maneater"

and the palette cleanser!

#cosomusic
#doubleplay

https://youtu.be/yRYFKcMa_Ek

Nelly Furtado "Maneater"

so it be stuck in your head too!

#cosomusic
#doubleplay

https://youtu.be/PLolag3YSYU

I plaid the 5th to those accusations!

We are at #SplatWatch plaid, people!

Bluegrasian fusion #cosomusic

realizing now that confession was just the priests wanting to hear all the cool shit people were doing while they were stuck growing turnips and brewing beer or whatever between sermons