You walked into the party

Like you were walking into a yacht

Born to what now?

⭐️ 🔭

US Attorney for SDNY Damian Williams:

Takeshi Ebisawa of Japan, Leader Within the Yakuza Transnational Organized Crime Syndicate, Allegedly Trafficked Nuclear Materials, Including Uranium and Weapons-Grade Plutonium

https://www.justice.gov/usao-sdny/pr/us-attorney-announces-nuclear-materials-trafficking-charges-against-japanese-yakuza

IYKYK 👀

#politics

Beyoncé’s new song keeps coming up on this playlist and it’s just not good.

I think we might finally be past peak Yoncé.

Americans: Don’t forget to claim your illegal gains when filing your taxes so you don’t get Caponed!

First we add some humanizing language and call them care workers.

Then we tell them they can’t have their loved one’s here!

Shout out to the homies also wondering why they had to go into work today.

Thanks for placing an order with our mobile app, here’s a paper receipt for no reason!

We also noticed your total came to $5.03. Would you like to give the other 97 cents to our foundation to support our employees that aren’t paid a living wage?

#meirl after Russia breaks the gps in our phones

It's only $3, but the fact that removing ads is *only* $3 and is being charged back to us might be the catalyst for finally dumping Amazon.

#caturday problems

Colorado to become first state to cap drug prices

“Colorado’s Prescription Drug Affordability Board voted that the injectable drug Enbrel is unaffordable to patients in the state. The medication can cost patients and their insurance companies more than $46,000 a year.

“The vote allows the board to consider setting a maximum price for Enbrel in Colorado when it meets again next week, which would be the first time any state took that step with any prescription drug.”

https://www.denverpost.com/2024/02/16/enbrel-unaffordable-colorado-prescription-drug-affordability-board/

""a giant cathedral is completely filled with cats. there are cats everywhere you look. a man enters the cathedral and bows before the giant cat king sitting on a throne."

happy #caturday from #sora

Last week: Tucker.

This week: Navalny.

Next week: ???

Following week: 2 year anniversary.

🌏 #politics

Britain, why are you so obsessed with our laws against hooking up with your cousins?

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Why???

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https://www.economist.com/united-states/2024/02/15/cousin-marriage-is-probably-fine-in-most-cases

Finally!

#nfl #football

You've got to:

- Know when to hold 'em

- Know when to fold 'em

- Know went to walk away

- Know when to run

Caitlin Clark's record breaking field goal tonight is clearly a CIA deep state operation designed to distract you from what *they* are doing!