"The top Republican in the Colorado House of Representatives asked a state trooper not to disclose his arrest on suspicion of driving under the influence of alcohol to the media as he was sitting in the back of a police vehicle.

“If there’s anything we can do to kind of keep the press out of this, that would be great,” House Minority Leader Mike Lynch said [after blowing .16, double the .08 legal limit]"

📼 👀

https://coloradosun.com/2024/01/19/mike-lynch-arrest-video-released/

Colorado's Ouray County Plainsdealer newspaper published a story about a rape that occurred at the home of the city's police chief & within hours hundreds of copies of the paper were stolen from nearly every newspaper rack in the county.

https://12ft.io/proxy?q=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.denverpost.com%2F2024%2F01%2F18%2Fouray-plaindealer-stolen-newspapers-rape-allegations-police-chief-house%2F%3Fitm_source%3Dparsely-api

@Alfred generate an image of a troll using a computer with cans of soda and empty fast food containers strewn about the room, style it like a Hanna-Barbera cartoon

If it weren’t for government, who else would we get to arrest and protect us from *checks notes*

Pastors opening their churches to house people in 0F weather?

“ In March 2023, Avell decided the church would help with overflow from the local homeless shelter next door.

“The ministry of the church is not confined to Sunday morning at 11 a.m.”

By opening his doors for overnight accommodations, Avell violated city zoning laws”

https://wng.org/roundups/ohio-pastor-charged-for-housing-the-homeless-1705433477

@Alfred generate a photorealistic image of a wolfman using a portrait style and midnight lighting

The b̶e̶a̶t̶i̶n̶g̶s̶ airstrikes will continue until m̶o̶r̶a̶l̶e̶ POTUS approval ratings improve.

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FYI:

@Alfred are ticket prices for Alaska Airlines flights without doors less expensive than regular tickets?

So, Iran launches missiles to strike groups it calls terrorists inside of Pakistan w/o permission.

🗣️⚔️🗣️⚔️🗣️

Then, Pakistan launches missiles to strike a group it calls terrorists inside of Iran in retaliation.

🌍 #politics for the lovelies who use filters

@Alfred why will World War 4 be fought with sticks and stones?

I love when I get a work email and reply copying other folks, usually bosses and then the other person replies with even more higher-ups in the chain.

Like we’re forming a firing line ready to do battle over this work item.

Then the whistle blows and we all go home.

🎸

After a week of unconstitutional missile strikes, the White House finally acknowledges that the Houthi Rebels need to be re-added to the list of terrorist organizations that they were removed from a couple of years ago. 🙄

“ The Biden administration is expected to soon announce plans to redesignate Iranian-backed Houthi rebels in Yemen as a specially designated global terrorists, according to two people familiar with the White House decision and a U.S. official.”

https://apnews.com/article/us-houthis-red-sea-jake-sullivan-yemen-ff507d06a7a44d6f3644f128e7766b3d

Colorado exceptionalism continues!

2nd Lt. Madison Marsh, aka Miss Colorado and a USAF Airman was named Miss America last night. She is the first active duty servicemember to win the title.

#mood