God’s own prototypo
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Joined Nov 2017
"We need to break the back of teachers unions" from Tim 'Captain Holt Look' Scott to cheers from the audience.
Dude got one too many suspensions, apparently.
"The problem is not going to be solved with more money"
WHOA WHOA WHOA, easy there Chris “The Hamburgler” Christie
You can't just say that at a GOP event!
yee haw asa hutchinson is very proud of the fact that he was the top drug cop.
and lastly, the ocho, my personal favorite file photo:
Tim Captain Holt Look Scott
the South Carolina Senator
#7 Mr Golf himself
vivek-ramaswamy shirt on
who is apparently an Entrepreneur and thirst trap
#5, el cinco
yee haw asa hutchinson the former Governor of Arkansas
#4, the big quattro:
Mike Pence not upset just disappointed, a/k/a the former guy who claims he isn’t running for president and former VP
contestant #3:
F American UN Ambassador Nikki Haley and current, uh, also a human
Dude risking Trump's ire #2:
desantis who may be a Disney Stock Pumper and is a human
Presented in the order I want.
At this point in the debate, I will be referring to tonight’s contestants by their file picture’s saved image name to avoid any confusion. The names will be updated as they score points.
Our first victim:
Chris “The Hamburgler” Christie, former bridge operator from New Jersey
Fun fact* about Milwaukee, site of tonight's first GOP debate and competition for "most likely to be berated by Trump for the next several news cycles and beyond":
The heat index this week has hit between 110-115 freedom degrees (43-46C) for the city and parts around!
#SmershTV T -2 hrs. 🍿
#2023POTUSdebates 👴 👴 🗣️☁️
#ClimateChange
* not actually a fun fact at all.
T -4 hours-ish until we get to hear the GOP candidates tell us why they’re like Trump but also not like Trump — all without Trump!
#SmershTV - hashtagged for your pleasure
#2024POTUSdebates
uuuuugh, I don't want to wait 5 more hours for the GOP circus!!
Two tankers, one for LNG and the other for oil products, collided in the Suez Canal overnight.
"The two tankers, the Singapore-flagged liquefied natural gas (LNG) carrier BW Lesmes and the Cayman Islands-flagged oil products tanker Burri, briefly collided in the canal, ship tracking company MarineTraffic said early on Wednesday citing eyewitnesses."
God’s own prototypo
A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production.
Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Joined Nov 2017