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Cricket.
Cricket
Cricket.
Go get younger son's devices.
He's enabled Alexa and she says, "Got it, but first you have to -"
Me-Oh my God what the fuuuuuuck? It's 11pm!"
16- "Isn't your fan enough to block out the cricket sound? Mine is."
Me- "That's because you have the luxury of fire safety and keeping your bedroom door shut to prevent smoke inhalation and I don't have that luxury because I need to hear shit."
Kid - "Oh."
There is a REASON why my banner image here is 12, folks.