One of my favorite moments living here was years ago on the way home from school drop-off I stopped my vehicle, dragged a stiff doe out of the road into the ditch, stopped in the gas station, and said, "Do you have any hand sanitizer? I just dragged a deer out of the road," and the guy who used to own it said, deadpan, "Was it dead? With you there's no way to know."
And I laughed and laughed.
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