Things I hate about Google:

#1 - Giving me results for everything except what I'm searching for - and specifically lots of what I said I don't want.

#2 - Gradually making image search useless.

#3 - The result for any question about a broken feature is a link to someone else who asked the same question and never got a reply. That thread is closed for comment - except for the thumbs up button.

#4 - The answer to any new question is always a product.

#5 ~ 999 - See #1