To fellow cosonauts: General Quarters.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xs2Q9ZsIaho&ab_channel=BeauoftheFifthColumn

#politics #LBGTQIA+

St. Paddy's day is gone & over,
The fun & laughter's all dead.
I'm lying sullen in the clover,
Leprechauns dancing on my head.
😵‍💫

@stephen_a_allen 👍
Maybe these are too easy...

@YouInMyEye
No, it's a thing of nature, not a country
I guess I should let people know these are for medieval TTRPGs.

Message from the area I live in - unfortunately...
(Could be know as the land of the Holy Trump)

"Beware the 'Deep Brandon', he is the anti-Trump! He will undo all the Great Works that the SACRED god-king, the Almighty Trump! has done to fix things"
(Remember, anything bad that happened is Biden/Obama's fault & everything good that has happened (even if it started AFTER 2021) is Trump's doing.

ALL HAIL THE GOD-TRUMP!!

...Someone please help me...

#Politics #ExposeTrump'sCrap

Bump this back up, I'm trying to improve my riddle writing so I'm hoping more people will guess...

Looking at you @stephen_a_allen
😁

I feel a stony wind bite;
I see a claw of light;
I hear a hammer of doom.
Now, day becomes night;
An army descends soon.
What is this thing?

#Riddle

@FernLovebond
Now the baron's spies follow my old troupe hoping I'll show up...

I hate all those square-eared music critics!

@FernLovebond
"Your lady's 'largess' I truly commend.
But her 'asset' make all the chairs bend.
Though she is mated to a horses-ass.
She's your opposite - it's clear as glass.
That mule-face will fit for the other end."

"Oh, Baron dung-breath.
Baron dung-breath
Please step back
Your air reeks of death"

@FernLovebond
The Baron Sterne

"I sing a song of the baron most stern.
Of his glory many others do yearn.
Though his rule in time may pass.
His memory through the ages will last.
As his face makes everyone's stomach turn."

"Oh, Baron dung-breath.
Baron dung-breath
Please step back
Your air reeks of death"

@FernLovebond Unfortunately, I am no longer with them.
We passed into a town where the local lord's approval had dipped (due mostly to lavish lifestyle while his people were heavily taxed for this).
The baron asked for so "lively entertainment" to cheer up the people. so I made a song for him.

My new bard is an orphan who grew up with a performing group:
The Boisterous Band of Bryer-Wood Barnstormers.

"We are a prodigiously patchworked party of principled and praiseworthy players whose performances are far more powerful than our pastorally piquant perfume."

Thoughts?
#TTRPG

@stephen_a_allen 👍
That one was too easy.

New Riddle (my friend made this one):
Of tree bark and tanned leather;
Of berry blood and bird's feather;
With man's mind, all meld together.
What am I?

#Riddle

@lizswick I wonder if George Santos realizes he has a good chance of going down in the American lexicon as a synonym of betrayal similar to Benedict Arnold?

http://forums.pelicanparts.com/uploads26/1521667480294.jpg

I admit it... I want one!

@Lilithiel I am on my couch, but I cannot move because I have a Hobo-shaped fuzzy foot-warmer...
😉

I just found this while I was cleaning out my document's junk drawer.
I play the Cyberpunk 2020 TTRPG and I made this years ago, but I thought 2077 players might find this useful... 😜