@FernLovebond Unfortunately, I am no longer with them.
We passed into a town where the local lord's approval had dipped (due mostly to lavish lifestyle while his people were heavily taxed for this).
The baron asked for so "lively entertainment" to cheer up the people. so I made a song for him.

@FernLovebond
"Your lady's 'largess' I truly commend.
But her 'asset' make all the chairs bend.
Though she is mated to a horses-ass.
She's your opposite - it's clear as glass.
That mule-face will fit for the other end."

"Oh, Baron dung-breath.
Baron dung-breath
Please step back
Your air reeks of death"

@FernLovebond
Now the baron's spies follow my old troupe hoping I'll show up...

I hate all those square-eared music critics!

@FernLovebond
The Baron Sterne

"I sing a song of the baron most stern.
Of his glory many others do yearn.
Though his rule in time may pass.
His memory through the ages will last.
As his face makes everyone's stomach turn."

"Oh, Baron dung-breath.
Baron dung-breath
Please step back
Your air reeks of death"