It's the Mikster's birth month (Feb) so she turns to me yesterday and says, "Wow, what do I want for my birthday?"

(Knowing fool well she has most of what she wants)

So, I immediately interpret the need to step up my game and thoughtfully respond, and then it hits me and the response pummels out.

So I say, "IDK, what can you afford?"

I'll be able to see objects in a distance from my left eye sometime tomorrow, at least I think it will be tomorrow, depends on the swelling...