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Pee me a river.

"My computer was hit by a lightning" is not something I expected to here from a co-worker this morning.

I found a new way to annoy to annoy my husband.
I found a "reality" show on Hulu that was so bad I couldn't stop watching it.
As I was telling him about it I could hear his eyes rolling.😂

My dog is dreaming about her next snack. Or the neighbor's dog, a.ka. her boyfriend.

Neighbor's tree has random orange leaves and honestly, I can't stop thinking about it.

Being told I type loudly is the best work compliment I have gotten in a long time.

'Co-worker' keeps saying "correct" every time the new person asks a question.
And now I hate that word and wish I could do a shot whenever ever she says it .
Sobriety sucks sometimes.

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Each dog I have adopted has been smarter than the last.
I'm not sure I care for that.

MTG literally being run out of NYC.
The guy's taunts are 🤣

https://youtube.com/shorts/BmTOBQ19U6k?feature=share

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And now, a message from my cat:

Customer: can I get quote on some tools?
Us: sure, which ones?
Customer: hacksaw blades, screwdrivers, tape measures, etc.
Us: can you be more specific?
Customer: you know which kind.

I am never eating corkscrew pasta again.

Me: my computer is acting up.
Boss: what's it doing?
Me: the only way explain it would be in a therapist's office with dolls.

It's a mood.

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I am being really upbeat and pleasant towards people today. I wonder what was in that yogurt I ate?

This cat is definitely planning on scratching her eyes out later.