rebecca griffin
Future lottery winner. 🦋
Joined Apr 2022
I am being really upbeat and pleasant towards people today. I wonder what was in that yogurt I ate?
This cat is definitely planning on scratching her eyes out later.
My house is trying to murder me.
I found the murder weapon *before* the crime occurred.
#TrueCrime
While trying to get her back in the house after morning break the other day, Annie (10 yrs old) decided jump into the flower box because I wouldn't give her the frisbee that was in my hand. Luckily, she can be bribed with treats.
#PitbullMama
#DogsofCOSO
Co-worker: Good morning
Me: Good morning (person who quit without any notice and was hired back a few days later like nothing happened)
#Unquitting
Today kids, we're going to learn a new word: Necrophilia
rebecca griffin
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PROTIP: Do not do this. Ever. Neither myself or https://counter.social had any prior knowledge of, or input into this product even though my name, logos and reputation were plastered all over it.
Happy Birthday to my "baby boy" who turns 2 years old today!
#DogsofCOSO
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“I'm angry because I'm tired of asking, of begging, of screaming and scratching and clawing for people to just see us as human.”
Scammer: Let me tell you about Allstate Insurance. Do you have car insurance?
Me: No, I don't have car insurance.
Scammer: What?
Me: I don't have car insurance, I think it's a scam.
Scammer:
Me:
Scammer:
Me: hangs up phone
Spoiler Alert: Cat farts don't smell any better than dog farts.
Pineapple belongs on pizza.
I won't be taking questions at this time.
#PizzaWar
I never want to hear about gift exchanges ever again.
I'm glad I ate lunch before this started.
Stay tuned for my book: how a "quick meeting" can last for an hour.
rebecca griffin
Future lottery winner. 🦋
Joined Apr 2022