I. HATE. MISPLACED. MODIFIERS.
This headline does NOT say what CBS News editors seem to think it says. Don't proofreaders actually read anymore?
@SentinelOfTruth Maybe... but god knows I've seen plenty of flesh and blood humans produce appalling misplaced modifiers.
@RationalLeft delta moved swiftly to flee!
@RationalLeft that's AI generated, I bet any amount of money it's an aggregate machine. They just pump and dump and hope there's no mistakes.