Look, I'm not saying that they're bad guys. Obviously protecting the world is good. They're still SUPER weird though, right?

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Welcome to the first episode of Ran Explains Lore (Badly!)!
Today's topic: The Darkspawn

So a thousand years ago some stupid mages did some stupid magic shit, got cursed, turned into monsters, and thrown underground. They made a bunch of monster babies, dug up a hibernating dragon-god, then decided to conquer the world! They almost did, and then the Grey Wardens showed up and kicked their asses. This has happened five times now.

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