#WritingCommunity "Thus spoke the Bard," moment.

This is my step ladder...
I never knew my real ladder.

#DadJokes #CoSoHumor

Another (!) J6 defendant has killed someone while driving drunk on the wrong side of the road, and this one says he did it on purpose! #J6 https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.dcd.233622/gov.uscourts.dcd.233622.41.2.pdf

@PirateWench I sang in a Handel's Messiah choir performance with the New England Chamber Orchestra. Apparently, we kicked Arlo Guthrie off the schedule by a week because of the holiday. Protip: if you have the money to turn on the lights, you too can sing at Carnegie. PS: my first notes after walking into the place were to, AT THE TIME, the lyrics to Who Let the Dogs Out? I'm guessing I'm the only one to "perform" it there.

2) Hey California , Homeless problem solved . Send them to Miami Beach and call it instead of Freedom town, Rubio Town

#politics

Madison Cawthorn sounds like the name they would give an SVU character based on Tucker Carlson.

2: Grandpa was always going on about the good old days, and the lower cost of living, in particular.

"When I was a kid, my mom could send me to the store, and I'd get a salami, two pints of milk, 6 oranges, 2 loaves
o' bread, a magazine, and some new blue jeans... all for
a dollar!!"

Then Grandpa said sadly, "You can't DO that anymore.....
they got those darn video cameras everywhere you look."

So far...2 for the bookshop.

Anyone else want to weigh in???

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Ordering takeout because I've been standing all day and cooking requires more standing.

#GetInMyBelly
#DoesNotQualifyAsAFoodPost
#ImNotLazyISwear

It's #TransAwarenessWeek, and I've registered here for when Twitter finally shuts down from incompetence.

I'm a trans woman (pronouns are she/they), living as myself for the last 4 years after spending the previous 24 years wanting to be seen as a woman. I'm so grateful for the support of friends, family, and especially my wife.