It didn't work in 2020, but #Trump is trying it again. Acting like a majority of Americans don't hate him, and that he is being cheated out of ruling.

Suddenly all the leaves are brown.
And the sky is grey.

Hmmm.... I think I might be onto something here...

@AnnetteTRemain Weird that the guy always screaming about how he's ready to go to war is the same guy who pays 6 figures a month for private security. 🙄

Estranged Family Of Oath Keepers Founder Terrified Trump Will Win And Pardon Him

https://www.wonkette.com/p/estranged-family-of-oath-keepers

#CoSoCuties

Kamala HQ:
A very tired and low energy Trump ends his “press conference” by refusing to take a single question

Yo, MAGA is so stupid that they threatened FEMA workers in #NorthCarolina and believe those FEMA workers don't exist.

@th3j35t3r Folks who do these kinds of things make me want to squeeze their eyeballs from their skull.

REPUBLICANS: 'We need to protect women from these terrible rapist immigrants."

And here's why they're so dumb:

They wanna protect women so bad, when they do get raped they have to go through with the pregnancy, and guess what then?

The mother has an unwanted child and a life ruined and the immigrant now has an 'anchor baby'.

Genius!

Jimmy Kimmel on the MSG rally

https://youtu.be/BEL2wvba4_k

OhNoSheTwitnt:
If “MAGA is super racist” was supposed to be the October surprise, gotta say, it wasn’t very surprisey.

If you’re feeling especially apprehensive or despondent these days, don’t discount the influence of fewer hours of sunlight and falling serotonin. This annual biochemical has been messing with humanity since our cave days, when the return of the sun was a matter of speculation, not certainty. Compounding this distress, here in America we hold our elections during this emotionally fraught window of time. Guard your #MentalHealth and amplify your #SelfCare efforts. It’s not you; this is rough.

My memory is bad so bear with me...

Someone was looking for a tip for a Dremmel tool to cut a round notch into something...

I just came across the name:
Ballbur

Sorry I can't remember who it was...

https://a.co/d/8KlS9Mu

Steven Colbert on the MSG nazi rally

https://youtu.be/s7jvlJvTUZY

The fryer?

“And those French fries were good, they were great. They were right out of the ... they were right out of whatever the hell they may come out of.”

Assyrian?

“Azur-Asians.”

If Biden did this, MSM would be all over it. They’d say he had Parkinson’s.

Instead, it’s NPR and no one cares.

https://www.npr.org/2024/10/28/nx-s1-5164570/trump-rally-speech-2024-election

Dear Puerto Rico,

In case any of your family is moving to the U.S. mainland in the next week, the following states have same day voter registration:

California
Colorado
Illinois
Iowa
Maine
Maryland
Michigan
Minnesota
Montana
Nevada
New Mexico
Utah
Vermont
Virginia
Wisconsin