When a cougar gets so old she needs a hearing aid, she becomes
(wait for it)
a Def Leopard😂

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😂

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?
Too many cheetahs.😂

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What does the clock do when it's hungry?
It goes back four seconds.😂

#Thankful

I just waited two minutes after finishing one bag of chips until I opened another

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Not about to let him get a big head.

When you get a bladder infection,
urine trouble.😂

Says it all...

SAYS IT ALL!

Betcha if I poked a hole through this TFG's skull cavity I could see/follow the eclipse clearly.

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Nuns wear the same outfit every day.
Must be a habit, I guess.😂

Remember:

Time for ☕
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