I just waited two minutes after finishing one bag of chips until I opened another

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Not about to let him get a big head.

When you get a bladder infection,
urine trouble.😂

Says it all...

SAYS IT ALL!

Betcha if I poked a hole through this TFG's skull cavity I could see/follow the eclipse clearly.

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Nuns wear the same outfit every day.
Must be a habit, I guess.😂

Remember:

Time for ☕
#caffeineclub

Hubby's truck broke down on our way to my Dr's appt yesterday. Luckily we were on a side street and parked it safely out of the way. A guy, AJ, came outside, offering help. A friend was going to tow the truck after lunch, so AJ offered us a ride home, 25 minutes away. Hubby hid $50 in AJ's console, but he refused to take it.

After seeing and hearing hateful ugliness day after day, AJ gave me a gift I've been needing desperately - hope for humanity. I'm extremely grateful.

#appreciation #hope

Why do dogs race to the door when the doorbell rings?
It's almost never for them.
Norm Macdonald

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I just realized that the caution I use when reading news on April 1st has become the exact same caution I use every day now. #AprilFools

Happy Easter to all who celebrate. May you find what you seek, from eggs to inner peace.

A man rushed into a doctor's office, shouting, "Help me, please, I'm shrinking!"
The doctor calmly said, "Now settle down. You'll have to learn to be a little patient."😂

Divisive gut