The Histaminians are coming for your lesser-spotted tufted western saharan monkfish. Vote!
@th3j35t3r It's the sporkleforkers you've really gotta worry about, what with their downwongled wafflebutts and grisly harpoonaffers. They actually believe that frinklemorks are blighted fwiffets!
You'd have to be some kind of moron to believe a thing like that.
Good lord man! You're completely missing the longitude of the conundrum!
For example: Even if you discount the fact that frinklemorks are by their very nature already chisel-merkin'd to way past their sprocket-capital there's still (and will always be) the small issue of how dating back to the 1792 war of wafftwids there haswn't been a single documented case of twidget asphyxiation OR plipzingle.
FUCKING HELL!
@th3j35t3r 1792! They didn't even have polyangular wompits back then. Have you considered the history of the quadruple-geared biangular wittelaffagler? Or it inventor Dr. Kleptork? He dinglefrumped his phallic moogleprop at least thrice daily! Or how about the legacy of King Merkleblargh? Who had the absolute fealty of the blatherspigots? Hell, even the blorgmompets, man...
Obviously not, my friend. Obviously not.
Oh come com now. What you're suggesting is PREPOSTEROUS!
For one to dinglefrump any kind of moogleprop more than once daily would mean the perpetrator would have had to have his quad-polar implant hoodlefragged so as to bypass the tri-nasium cloverthrap.
UNFEASIBLE!
The lowlander gyro klimps had a far better solution for thrice daily moogleprop fappage.
Google, it good sir!
Unless, as I suspect you're rumpling my mugglesocks.
Hmmm? Hmm?
