"I got 51 box o'bacon
But the coke ain't mine."

Yes, it is, Pookie.

https://l.smartnews.com/RTb6c/4yjq1d

I may even boost myself with the piece I wrote.
Because I am all about me!

#lying

Always heading for the shop
To put it up on the block.
But the parts I always need
Are always out of stock.
The front tires went flat
And the door’s out of whack.
Power steering quit, while parking my car.
Now there’s a drive through window at the bar.

Oh c’mon Mr. Tesla,
Hurry and recall my car.
Please Mr. Tesla,
hurry and recall my car.
Goddamn Mr. Tesla
Whose side are you on?

The heat works great in August
My A/C is great Thanksgiving Day.
The tires are bald, and the bank just
Called, they want a payment right away.
When it rains you need a scuba diver
Driver at the wheel.
Because the power windows are frozen
So you can’t really feel.

I’ve had the brakes fail twice
My taillights go on all the time.
It still doesn’t like the rain.
I don’t think that it ever will.
My wallet’s getting empty
My battery is run really low.
If I have to call Triple A again
Well, I just won’t know.

Was going to do an open mic tonight, but thought the weather wouldn't cooperate. Not a fan of driving on a slick road at night.
So below is a short thread of an old piece I just made into a new one

C’mon Mr. Tesla

Oh c’mon Mr. Tesla,
Hurry and recall my car.
Please Mr. Tesla,
hurry and recall my car.
Goddamn Mr. Tesla
Whose side are you on?

Jared and Ivanka about to get Jack'd.

https://l.smartnews.com/DxEch/u0Vs7W

Yep. Florida is perceived as "Chrystal meth and alligators."
This was perfect.

https://l.smartnews.com/vEyTU/gzaNEs

I think it would be awesome and hilarious if someone were to open a Banned Book Store near schools in Florida.

Good morning.

https://youtu.be/nDIJr7H0oiI

Blast this in your car. Or anywhere.
#music #elp

https://youtu.be/OgpnlLz7WR0

I guess O'Keefe is too shady for his shady org.

Womp womp.

“James O’Keefe, the embattled leader of the conservative group #ProjectVeritas, has been removed from his position amid a series of questions about his oversight of the organization, according to a speech he gave to the group.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2023/02/20/us/politics/james-okeefe-project-veritas.html

Even the fabled Jolene is no match for the combo of Dolly and Olivia.

https://crooksandliars.com/2023/02/olivia-dolly-and-jolene

"10% For The Big Guy" is trending on the Bird by people with less than a 10 I.Q.

John Oliver is a genius.

https://l.smartnews.com/hhLV6/hEc7yD

I will be reading my work at The Williams Center in Rutherford soon.
Probably should have mentioned this sooner.
#badPRwork

And you thought YOU had problems:

https://counter.social/@AmberD1116/109891126721182821