The Onion acquired Infowars.

I'm ready for tonight.

This is why you have to vote.

Donald Trump's Nuts
@ritchiepage2001

Happy Birthday Jerry Jones

See a problem here?

How is nothing done about this? Via @rexchapman on Xwitter

Anyone wanna share actual info with him?

#VoteBlue and maybe this snot rag will have to do time for voter registration lies.

I got bored, so I changes my name over on Twitter.

Grand Pup here. Everyone can buzz off.

See ya'all soon.

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Haven't been here in a while. All I'm seeing is #moist stuff. So, here ya go.

I am in Springfield MO and just got this on my phone. #ChildAbduction

More proof, this was a New Jersey earthquake.

He found his egg.

Easter bread & eggs in the shape of a cross.

Why?

Moved into our new place. Hooking up wifi. Should I be concerned?

Maybe this is a book that should be banned? Maybe?
#catfarts