Was going to do an open mic tonight, but thought the weather wouldn't cooperate. Not a fan of driving on a slick road at night.
So below is a short thread of an old piece I just made into a new one
C’mon Mr. Tesla
Oh c’mon Mr. Tesla,
Hurry and recall my car.
Please Mr. Tesla,
hurry and recall my car.
Goddamn Mr. Tesla
Whose side are you on?
The heat works great in August
My A/C is great Thanksgiving Day.
The tires are bald, and the bank just
Called, they want a payment right away.
When it rains you need a scuba diver
Driver at the wheel.
Because the power windows are frozen
So you can’t really feel.
Always heading for the shop
To put it up on the block.
But the parts I always need
Are always out of stock.
The front tires went flat
And the door’s out of whack.
Power steering quit, while parking my car.
Now there’s a drive through window at the bar.
Oh c’mon Mr. Tesla,
Hurry and recall my car.
Please Mr. Tesla,
hurry and recall my car.
Goddamn Mr. Tesla
Whose side are you on?
I’ve had the brakes fail twice
My taillights go on all the time.
It still doesn’t like the rain.
I don’t think that it ever will.
My wallet’s getting empty
My battery is run really low.
If I have to call Triple A again
Well, I just won’t know.