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Nazi stuff going in right now. This ending diversity is Step One.
l.smartnews.com/zPSPP/FCFhcf
When does the GOP put up bills to outlaw grammar?
Amid government pressure...Thanks, Joe.
Eli Lilly discounts Humalog and Humulin insulin
The drugmaker will cut list prices by 70% for the fast-acting injectable Humalog
Good morning.
Is it me or does #TwitterDown trend on a daily basis now?
What exactly is "sleep"?
Can we stop with all the @ Alfred stuff????
What they don't want you to know.
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I'm sad to announce the death of Jack Holder, a Navy vet who was one of the last known actual survivors of the attack on Pearl Harbor. He was 101.
https://kjzz.org/content/985211/arizona-pearl-harbor-survivor-opens-after-7-decades-silence
For all my #supermarket friends:
This is the proper way of price tagging food.
BOSS: I need you to put these coupon stickers on all the Pick Me Up boxes
EMPLOYEE: Do you care where we place those stickers?
BOSS: Yeah, *on the box*. Don’t make me repeat myself. Idiots.
A supermarket display of Fuck Me Ups https://mastodon.social/@JonBaker/109926971933384037
Why does anyone need a Chatbot?
I have to get back to writing more.
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Always heading for the shop
To put it up on the block.
But the parts I always need
Are always out of stock.
The front tires went flat
And the door’s out of whack.
Power steering quit, while parking my car.
Now there’s a drive through window at the bar.
Oh c’mon Mr. Tesla,
Hurry and recall my car.
Please Mr. Tesla,
hurry and recall my car.
Goddamn Mr. Tesla
Whose side are you on?
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The heat works great in August
My A/C is great Thanksgiving Day.
The tires are bald, and the bank just
Called, they want a payment right away.
When it rains you need a scuba diver
Driver at the wheel.
Because the power windows are frozen
So you can’t really feel.
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I’ve had the brakes fail twice
My taillights go on all the time.
It still doesn’t like the rain.
I don’t think that it ever will.
My wallet’s getting empty
My battery is run really low.
If I have to call Triple A again
Well, I just won’t know.
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Was going to do an open mic tonight, but thought the weather wouldn't cooperate. Not a fan of driving on a slick road at night.
So below is a short thread of an old piece I just made into a new one
C’mon Mr. Tesla
Oh c’mon Mr. Tesla,
Hurry and recall my car.
Please Mr. Tesla,
hurry and recall my car.
Goddamn Mr. Tesla
Whose side are you on?
WTF does this mean:
"Some of it we had to go to a much lesser quality of water."
???
https://twitter.com/RonFilipkowski/status/1628482142463221761
Dear India,
It is actually a war. Russia invaded Ukraine and started a WAR. Look up the definition.